The following piece has been around the
internet a few times, and I'm sure, like me, you laughed when you
read it:
I was having an out of body
experience and almost astral traveled away yesterday, so I grounded
myself, did some toning and got centered with the help of my spirit
guides and then the phone rang, and sensing the negative vibrations,
I threw the I-Ching and checked my numerology chart, nearly having a
primal, but my energy was too blocked. I used self-hypnosis to go
into a past life regression, but only went to age three. I found my
wounded inner child there, plus a spirit attachment and alien
implant. I thought about exorcism, but couldn’t bring myself to let
go of the attachments.
So I did some bioenergetics and self-parenting, took some flower essence and ate an organic oat bran ginseng muffin, but my inner child wasn’t feeling nurtured yet. To fix this, I had a Rice Dream Frozen Pie, which, of course, made me hyper, so I did the relaxation response technique I had just learned at the Self Healing Angst Tree Defoliating Center while listening to my subliminal tapes.
But that left me feeling depersonalized, so I did some polarity work, foot reflexology and therapeutic touch, then rebirthed myself, and called Moon Beam, my body worker, to make an appointment for a Shiatsu/Reiki/Rolfing/Feldenkreiss/Japanese deep tissue massage. Unfortunately, she flaked out and never returned my call, so I decided to energize my crystals and did some positive imagery because all my visualization techniques and affirmations made my space feel invaded. It was then that I realized Mercury was retrograde, and the solar flares were at a high intensity level.
So I did some bioenergetics and self-parenting, took some flower essence and ate an organic oat bran ginseng muffin, but my inner child wasn’t feeling nurtured yet. To fix this, I had a Rice Dream Frozen Pie, which, of course, made me hyper, so I did the relaxation response technique I had just learned at the Self Healing Angst Tree Defoliating Center while listening to my subliminal tapes.
But that left me feeling depersonalized, so I did some polarity work, foot reflexology and therapeutic touch, then rebirthed myself, and called Moon Beam, my body worker, to make an appointment for a Shiatsu/Reiki/Rolfing/Feldenkreiss/Japanese deep tissue massage. Unfortunately, she flaked out and never returned my call, so I decided to energize my crystals and did some positive imagery because all my visualization techniques and affirmations made my space feel invaded. It was then that I realized Mercury was retrograde, and the solar flares were at a high intensity level.
It goes on for about 3 more paragraphs.
This morning when I read it again, it wasn't so funny. I realized
many of us might not go to such extremes, but this is, in essence,
what we do ... we look outside of ourselves for help, comfort,
guidance, etc..
Now I'm not saying there's anything
wrong with this, or any of these modalities, but in the piece above
you can see the person thinks the Power is outside of themselves.
They are dependent upon outer stimuli to bring themselves into
alignment. Truth is - there is only one thing that really works -
going within -- and that means meditation and affirmative prayer.
(at least in my Reality)
Many people try a modality and do it
for a week or so, and if they're not getting the results they want,
they quit and try something else. Spirituality is like exercise - it
takes consistency, time and discipline. We might feel a bit better
physically after walking every day for a week, yet if we stop, our
bodies revert to where they were. We begin to realize exercise is
best as part of our daily routine - something we'll be doing for the
rest of our lives. Meditation and affirmative prayer (or any
modality) feel wonderful after a week, yet if we stop there, we
revert back to our old ways of thinking and feeling. I believe we
ought to pick one thing, and do it consistently for at least 3 or 4
months to see what effect we create with it and how it feels. If it's
working, keep it up. For me, meditation and affirmative prayer have
been part of my daily routine for years, and will be for the rest of
my life!
Ernest
Holmes wrote in the Science of Mind Magazine: "We generally
seem to resist change, even that which is better for us. We
also appear to resist being what we really are. We need to
learn carefully and surely to permit ourselves to accept the fuller
expression of the Mind that is within us."
This
Mind is Divinity Itself. It is within and wants to express Itself
more fully as YOU!
Do
your spiritual practices and keep up the Go(o)d work!
SPIRITUAL MIND TREATMENT
There is that within me that is so
powerful. It is the Universe Itself. It is the Divine Substance
that is all things.
I now honor this Presence by choosing a
spiritual practice and spending the time, consistently, to open
myself up to It. As I do this, I find that my life becomes balanced.
Through this greater awareness of The Divine, I bring more
prosperity, health, love and right livelihood into my experience. I
attract people of like mind. I am living in Grace.
How grateful I am to have realized that
I do not have to look outside of myself for any of these things.
Everything is within me, because that's where the Divine is. How
grateful I am to experience Peace.
I release these words into the Law of
Mind knowing they are so, and so it is.